January 2012
1 post
A short list of people with whom it is 99.5%...
adulting:
Your coworker whom you find physically but not emotionally attractive (or vice-versa);
Someone who is married;
The significant other of a close friend or family member;
Someone you have already broken up with at least twice;
A person you find insanely attractive but is so-so about you (or vice-versa, though that is more likely to end badly for them than for you);
Someone who is...
November 2011
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October 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
1 post
April 2011
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March 2011
1 post
February 2011
2 posts
Andrea Rosen.: mememolly: “Turns out, area codes... →
mememolly:
“Turns out, area codes are assigned on a random basis. Neustar even downplays the importance of area codes, claiming they’ve lost their potency as signifiers. But that is just a huge lie. In a highly scientific email poll I did of 22 overly opinionated friends, a definite…
$15 got me my brand-spanking-new 718 number. No Brooklyn address required.
January 2011
2 posts
December 2010
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November 2010
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October 2010
2 posts
Best Stock Photo I've Seen In A While. →
August 2010
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July 2010
6 posts
1 tag
This morning I got berated by a career counselor because apparently I am “lazy” and have don’t show “enthusiasm” because I would rather spend my summer on the beach than in a fluorescent-lit cubicle.
On that note, does anyone know of a law firm or legal non-profit looking for non-lazy, motivated and very tan intern?
June 2010
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May 2010
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April 2010
10 posts
Reason #43 Jon is the best.
From: Jon
Date: Monday, April 05, 2010 10:25 AM
To: Tickets, Maury (NBC Universal)
Subject: Show Ticket Question
Hi, I am very interested in attending a taping of the Maury show but am wondering if it is possible to request tickets for a specific show topic. I would like to attend a show where paternity results are revealed. It appears from watching on TV that there are a lot of shows...
March 2010
6 posts
Mystery Bruise
Woke up with a nasty bruise on my knee. If anyone witnessed me walking into something last night (ping pong table, chair, bar, th crumpled heap on the floor that was my dignity) please let me know so I can get to the bottom of this.
February 2010
7 posts
Save Ray's
What: Benefit for Ray’s Candy Store
Where: Theater for the New City; 155 First Avenue
When: March 8, 2010 7:30pm- ????
Who: The Life After Shopping Gospel Choir, East River String Band, DJ Didi of Brazilian Girls and Blind Boy Paxton
Ray’s is across the street from me. They have amazing Belgian fries and frozen yogurt and dishwater coffee. I wrote a paper about...
Dear, How To Make It In America (HBO, Sundays,...
I tried watching you. I truly gave it my best. I remember when you were filming all over my neighborhood this past summer and I tend to enjoy television programs and films where I recognize the storefronts in the background (see: Flight of the Concords, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist). But…
I’m sorry. I just can’t identify with a (albeit, adorable) guy with a model...
Mustique!
Going to Mustique- land of my godfather and endless supplies of mojitos. Cannot freaking wait. Especially since I have officially managed to convince both Andrea Rosen and Andrea Rosa to join me.
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
1 post
Oh, Canada...
I’m bored of you.
I’m lonely.
I have seen every rom com released on DVD since September.
Your The O.C. marathon only consists of two episodes in a row on CTV. NOT NEARLY ENOUGH.
I’ve eaten 18 meals in the past 3 days. And most of it was ice cream and sweet potato fries.
Your water pressure sucks.
That Lady Gaga song on the radio is so early 2009.
At least I learned I can...