adulting:

• Your coworker whom you find physically but not emotionally attractive (or vice-versa);
• Someone who is married;
• The significant other of a close friend or family member;
• Someone you have already broken up with at least twice;
• A person you find insanely attractive but is so-so about you (or vice-versa, though that is more likely to end badly for them than for you);
• Someone who is mainly attracted to a gender that you are not, but is making a rare exception and;
• Scorpios.

This is just so relevant to my life right now.

Today I found out a friend has hung out with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.  Chaos ensued.

Jon’s response when I asked him (and his car) to help me move a piece of furniture. 

The dude has got me PEGGED.

Traitor.

thedailywhat:

Animated GIF of the Day: For those who missed President Obama’s address to the nation concerning Osama bin Laden, here’s an abbreviated version.

[reddit.]

carlala:

holy amazing manicure. matte black base with shiny tips. this is happening in my life asap.

WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT.

andrearosen:

evangotlib:

popculturebrain:

ifc:

theclearlydope:

Today’s goals include finding a “I met Lil’ Sebastian” t-shirt. Oh yeah Adam Scott, “I get it.”

I absolutely need an “I met Lil’ Sebastian” t-shirt. Sorry “job,” I’m going to have to put you off until tomorrow.

NBC should be selling this in their store.

Yes.

If they don’t now, they will soon. Judging by the Serenity by Jan candles I once got in an office Secret Santa gift swap, NBC “gets it.”

Best secret santa gift ever, if I do say so myself.  Also- I WANT THAT SHIRT.

With friends like these, my liver doesn’t stand a chance.

mememolly:

“Turns out, area codes are assigned on a random basis. Neustar even downplays the importance of area codes, claiming they’ve lost their potency as signifiers. But that is just a huge lie. In a highly scientific email poll I did of 22 overly opinionated friends, a definite…

$15 got me my brand-spanking-new 718 number.  No Brooklyn address required.

Made-me-laugh-out-loud conversation of the day.

thedailywhat:

How About That of the Day: Kurt Bridges / Jeff Russell.

[thanks jenn!]

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS ALL ALONG.

Topical!

Friendship!

Someone needs to tell Gwynnie they have the Internet in California.